youwish-youcould:

revitiligo:

duragdaddy:

lilstarbaby:

politicsoflanguage:

Americans and ebola, recently on twitter.

This disgusts and saddens me.

is that a confused spanish person i see?!?!?! someone spot check the 3rd to last tweet cause listen… it’s crazy when minorities spit hate at other minorities. a complete fuckin shame. ewugh!!! that’s some vivid ass self hate.

tf is a g**k?

Southeast Asian slur

It isn’t even though. It is a derogatory term for Asians, commonly believed to be derived from the korean word for american (migook) which might have been misunderstood as “me gook.” Often associated with communism in the States. 

Reasons to hate people.

(Reblogged from crazyandrew)

(Source: tysldr)

(Reblogged from hipsterpornproject)

Anonymous said: i need some advice on how to study. i have a learning disability and i am trying to find new ways on learning/studying while i am taking a semester off from school

shinmaku:

I’m the last person to ask sadly

I hope someone on tumblr will reply to this ask though!

I am sorry to say it depends heavily on the type of learning disability…

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the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

(Reblogged from sillylexy)
(Reblogged from thedanspan)

reblog if u are a LESBIAN, support LESBIANS, or are an ANGRY SPACE WITCH THAT IS TIRED OF THE BOURGEOISIE

a-supercharged-creeper:

am I allowed to reblog it if I’m more than one of these?

(Source: auntiewitch)

(Reblogged from jessawarriorprincess)

boyvstheworld:

Wonder Woman is my everything.

(Source: jonathannostar)

(Reblogged from bewarethetheatrenerd)
conversationsfromthebooth:

We hung this picture in our electrics shop. We are very educational.
*Submitted by akanymous

conversationsfromthebooth:

We hung this picture in our electrics shop. We are very educational.

*Submitted by 

(Reblogged from allthingstechtheatre)

myoldurlwaslying:

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

y’all are expecting to just get to use the site without agreeing? because that’s not how it works, you have to abide by their rules. yes, it’s legal mumbo jumbo, but it’s not out to get you. read them, try to understand them and how they’re for the benefit of everyone else who agreed to the ToS, and then you get to use the services provided.
(Reblogged from myoldurlwaslying)

giggle:

isn’t this the situation that always happens to the guys in anime

(Source: sizvideos)

(Reblogged from freakedbydubulge)

Just Telling It Like It Is

(Two customers approach the counter, the first being a tall, bald man and the second being an elderly lady.)

Customer: “Hi. I’m every customer ever, and I have a bunch of stupid questions and unreasonable demands.”

Me: “Hi. I’m every employee ever, and I present a negative attitude as well as an unforgivable ignorance of both the products my employer sells and how to conduct myself civilly with other human beings.”

Customer: “Like an idiot, I have approached you with no idea what I want. But I nevertheless expect you to keep your full attention on me while I waste your time.”

Me: “That’s fine. I’ve already tuned you out and began to sing the theme song to Duck Tales to myself in my head as you bring us collectively closer to death without having accomplished anything meaningful.”

Customer: “Regarding [liquor], I will now proceed to barrage you with questions about it that either you have no way of knowing, or which I should already d*** well know the answers to.”

(I hand him a bottle of the liquor he mentioned and start to ring it up.)

Me: “I respond to your worthless questions with vague and unsatisfying responses, as my cranial faculties are occupied with lewd and lascivious irrelevancies. That will be [price], you personification of the downfall of western civilization.”

Customer: “I object to the price quoted, even though it is clearly indicated on the shelf behind you, and suggest some sort of extortion on your part, undoubtedly fueled by prejudice towards some aspect of my appearance, race, culture, or creed.”

Me: “Although mentally I am most certainly questioning your intelligence, parentage and/or upbringing, I merely offer transparently insincere apologies.”

Customer: “I proclaim in brash and vulgar terms my dissatisfaction. I make a laughable and grandiose claim of my own importance, such as being a millionaire, the brother of your company’s CEO, or perhaps the good old-fashioned ‘Do you have any idea who I am?’ I further suggest that I could have you fired effortlessly and fully intend to do so for the insufficient quantity of butt-kissing you have exhibited toward me over the course of this transaction.”

Me: “I sadly inform you that my superior is not present on the premises and unhelpfully refer you to the company help line. Quietly I memorize the details of your face so that I can fantasize about committing acts of unspeakable and grotesque violence toward same at some later date.”

(The customer begins walking out the door.)

Customer: “Vague and impotent threat to your person and questioning of your sexual orientation!”

Me: “Sarcastic suggestion to have a nice day!”

(He walks out the door. The old lady behind him looks thoroughly perplexed by our exchange.)

Old Lady: “Who was that?”

Me: *shrugging* “My manager.”

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